Shania Breastfeeding!

Posted in: Nude (Fakes) by FarmerJohn on September 14, 2009

Ever daydream about Shania breastfeeding Eja in the park after she had him? His tiny lips wrapped around her stretchy nipple as he slowly and rhythmically pumps the milk out of her chest. According to the articles on the internet Eja dined on Shania’s breastmilk for 14 months before she put her breast away never to be milked again. Or did she perhaps sneak in a suckling here and there? You hear stories of mothers getting aroused while breastfeeding and Shania would be no different than all the mothers before her. There have been women who breastfeed their 8 year old children so imagine Shania with Eja still crawling up on mom’s lap to feast on Shania. Could you honestly say no if you were sitting beside Shania on a park bench and say to her you’re thirsty, only to have Shania unbutton her blouse, pull her bra down and let you do some feverish Shania suckling? There are probably few people in the world who wouldn’t be into some Shania breastfeeding. As a little mom, Shania’s tits would get a world class workout in the park and when you think lunch, you have to think Shania’s milk-filled mammaries. Anyone wanting to feast on Shania’s baby bottles please form a line.

Is Shania a wild sexual animal?

Posted in: Nude (Fakes), Wild Fetish by FarmerJohn on August 09, 2009

There have been lots of rumors that Shania slept her way to stardom and the only reason she’s famous, is because she finally bedded the big one… Mutt. There’s no doubt that Mutt helped her become an enormous star and she’s openly admitted it, but did she marry him for love or talent? I’ll bet she’s asking herself that same question now. Why does an absolutely “GORGEOUS” young girl get involved, then married to a way older (and non sexual) man like Mutt. A girl needs passion and excitement and Shania was probably denied both. There were also rumours that Shania slept around while she was on tour and was frequently in bed with other men. Now if this was true, could anyone blame her? How many times do you think about sex. If you could have sex with anyone, would you turn it down if you weren’t getting any from your partner? There are no shortage of men that would love to fuck Shania or enjoy a Shania gangbang? Now that she’s single and free to do what she likes, there’s probably no end to her holes being filled. If the little country queen is still going out with Frederic, he’ll have his hands full keeping Shania cock stuffed and cream filled.

Shania’s Playboy pictorial!

Posted in: Nude (Fakes) by FarmerJohn on August 05, 2009

The question isn’t so much WILL Shania ever pose for Playboy, the question is more likely will Shania’s fans ALLOW her to pose for Playboy. With the Dixie Chicks and all the fallout they received for a simple comment, would Shania baring her breasts be any less of a shot heard around the world. Fans would burn her CDs, they’d shut down their Shania fan sites and yes, they’d even go so far as to send her death threats. These would of course come from all the loyal, devoted fans who defend her so passionately now because she’s their good little Shania. You have to wonder how much hate mail she received when she was seen wearing her cleavage revealing gown at the Kennedy Center Honors (along with no bra and perky nipples), or when she grabbed her milkbags and gave them a good shake in her “I Ain’t No Quitter” video. Shania milkshake anyone???

So how do you think the fans would react to a Spanish Playboy magazine pictorial with another girl?

Is Shania coming back???

Posted in: Nude (Fakes) by FarmerJohn on July 11, 2009

A lot of fans are probably wondering if Shania will be making a return to music. She’s been out of the spotlight for a long time now and might have lost some of her passion for performing. That’s not to say she doesn’t like writing or singing, just that other things in her life have become more important. Like the rest of us, Shania needs to get away and golf, skydive, ride her horses, or travel and see the world. Basically, doing all the things most people enjoy doing in their off time. Personally I think it’s great that she’s taking the time to enjoy life after a long and grueling life devoted to her music. Now she should use her freedom to get wild and crazy.

Now if only she would realize that posing for Playboy isn’t a bad thing. OK, maybe it is because Playboy is not the classy magazine it used to be. It’s a lot more cheap and exploitative to women. I’d have to say Penthouse is the new leader in men’s magazines. I could see Shania posing topless for a pictorial for a book about her, somewhat like Madonna’s Sex book, but something more… Shania like. No Shania wouldn’t do bondage or have sex with other girls in her book, but with pictures like the one below, she wouldn’t need to. Shania would look so incredible, just showing off her absolutely perfect chest.It’s not like she has to worry about her image because I can’t see her hurting it with a tasteful topless set of pictures. Maybe one day she’ll consider it… before she becomes a grandmother.

Shania’s wild, sexy past!

Posted in: Nude (Fakes), Videos, Wild Fetish by FarmerJohn on June 05, 2009

A lot of people love to fantasize about Shania being in the porn industry before she got her recognition in the music business. They love to imagine Shania naked and on her knees giving out blowjob after blowjob, or getting a monster cumshot as she is shot in the face with load after load of thick, gooey cum. Others love to fantasize about Shania being forced over a record producer’s desk and hammered up the ass by a huge cock in return for record deal. Still others dream of the little country MILF under a desk sucking her way to stardom. No matter what the sex fantasy, Shania and a sexy romp go hand in hand. Here is a clip of Shania explaining what she wants in her contract as she works on another record deal. Right before she gets soaked with sperm, she coaxes a record deal out of the producer.

To watch more of Shania’s heated sex videos, cum visit the Ki gallery at http://www.adultshania.com.

Shania’s wild and sex-filled past

Shania the Cock Hardening WonderDrug

Posted in: Nude (Fakes) by FarmerJohn on May 08, 2009

OK. So you’ve all seen the commercials for EXtenze, the cock enhancing drug that makes a man longer, thicker and enhances his sexual abilities. That’s all fine, but Shania was doing that long before any drugs hit the market. With her huge, bouncing 36C breasts that shake like jello when she walks and her soft silky thighs that every man would love to part, Shania has been making cocks harder, longer and thicker for more than a decade now. So you want proof? Just check out poor Billy as Shania appears bottomless during a “dress rehersal”. Either Billy swallowed an entire box of EXtenze, or Shania’s wicked body has a much bigger effect on a man’s cock. You don’t need a big car… you just need a box of… OK a peek at Shania’s box.

Hot Shania Fakes

Posted in: Nude (Fakes) by FarmerJohn on March 28, 2009

If you love your Shania naked, you’ll love AdultShania where talented fakers create the ultimate Shania fantasy with her sexy (and very naked body). Join the largest adult Shania community where you can speak freely, enjoy wild and erotic fantasy stories and view hot and unique Shania nude photos you won’t find anywhere else. AdultShania may not be popular with the other Shania forums and websites, but they are boring and heavily moderated. There you will be banned for remarking about Shania’s incredible breasts, at AdultShania you can tell all how much you would love to suck like a baby on her soft, full baby bottles. You can also view the largest collection of Shania jerk off photos and videos on the internet. Known as the AdultShania Cum Art Gallery, horny fans get the chance to show off their affection for Shania by jerking off on their favorite Shania photos and having them posted for the world to enjoy. There is no greater tribute to this woman’s beauty, than a picture of her with your Shania loving cum all over it. All postings are completely anonymous so you can enjoy the fact that the world can see your Shania art and your identity will remain safe.

New Shania Nude Gallery!!!

Posted in: AdultShania Updates, Nude (Fakes) by FarmerJohn on April 23, 2008

A lot of people love Shania’s gorgeous body and would give ANYTHING for her to show it off a little. Unfortunately Shania never has and most likely never will so one of the most beautiful women of all time will never have a record of her beauty once she gets too old to pose for a Playboy or other men’s magazine. Of course that doesn’t stop people from fantasizing about what she would look like if she were to pose nude and so the huge crop of Shania fakes has sprung to life. Fans hate it because they feel it’s disrespectful, others love them for what they are… pure fantasy. Like a great story, a fake picture doesn’t need to be real to be appreciated for what it makes you feel and it’s fun to get lost in a fantasy whether it be an erotic story or fake nude picture. So for those who hate fantasy and imagination, too bad. For those who love fantasy and reading about Shania’s sexy adventures or daydreaming to a beautiful fake of Shania naked or topless, I give you the IB_Smokin Shania gallery. Visit AdultShania and check it along out with the other Shania galleries and sexy pictures.

Shania Magazine Covers

Posted in: Nude (Fakes) by FarmerJohn on December 06, 2007

Everyone loves Shania on the cover of a magazine. Why? Because being on the cover is her rightful place. Being one of the most beautiful women in the world, she should be on more covers and here are a few we’d love to have seen her pose for just a little differently. If she were to appear in Playboy, maybe it would have been closer to home like the German or perhaps Spanish editions. Either way, they would have been huge best sellers. Ever notice how in most of Shania’s photos, she’s wearing a bra? Now it’s not so strange that Shania is wearing a bra because she has world class breasts, but the interesting thing is that we are almost always treated to seeing her bra because she loves to show off her very full and mouth watering tits. Now that doesn’t mean Shania always wears her famous black bra. When she does ditch the bra for the more natural look, she is even more stunning as she was in her Kennedy Center dress. No matter how you prefer her, Shania looks hot in her little black bra, braless, or even better… topless and treating everyone to a long sexy look at her fabulous cream-filled udders.

Are you a TRUE Shania fan?

Posted in: Nude (Fakes) by FarmerJohn on November 08, 2007

A lot of people say they are Shania’s biggest fans and defend her by viciously attacking anyone who says or suggests anything bad about her. It can be about her music, her personality, or even a hint that Shania might do something like pose nude. If you do post anything they find objectionable, you’d better beware or feel the wrath of their bitter comments. So are these people really TRUE Shania fans, or simply TRUE BLUE Shania fans? Here we will decide. Let’s say for arguments sake that Shania did a few adult movies in her past to earn the money to take care of her family when they were struggling so hard before her career took off. It is found out later that she did do the movies and Shania admits to doing them to buy food and clothes for her sibling when they had nothing. Would you condemn her, or still support her? She’s still the same person she is today, just as kind-hearted, warm and talented, you just know more about her. What about if she were to pose topless for a magazine for her charities (like the fake below)? Say the magazine was to give Shania’s charity a million dollars if she posed topless for the pictorial, and a dollar from every magazine sold also goes to her charity. She agrees provided all the money goes to her charity and she doesn’t receive a penny. Would you still support her knowing she is doing this purely for her charity? Sooo… the big question is, would you still support her? Perhaps after all your emails, posts and comments telling everyone Shania would never do such a thing, you are one of the fans that would turn on her in an instant because she didn’t live up to your saintly view of her? Perhaps you are one of the AdultShania crowd who would support her and everything she did until their dying breath. Are you a TRUE fan??? If you post that Shania would STILL never do such a thing, then you are dodging the question and it could be taken you are NOT a true Shania fan.

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