Shania from Splash to Cum

Posted in: Cum Art by FarmerJohn on September 26, 2007

OK, so it seems Shania’s ‘Meet and Greet’ in Toronto didn’t go so well for her fans. At least her Cum Art is still very popular and her fans seem to love showering Shania with their affection. Ahh yes, the controversy over whether it is disrespectful or not still rages, but considering WHAT Shania is being painted with, you would have to say it is done more from love or lust than anything else. To say its wrong is to say a person shouldn’t admire her for her beauty and I think even Shania herself would be flattered that she is thought so highly of, from a beauty perspective. The question, ‘How many 40+ year old mothers have you jerked off to in your lifetime?’ should attest to her stunning good looks. When you were a kid, who couldn’t remember jerking off to Farrah Fawcett, Raquel Welch, Brigitte Bardot or Marilyn Monroe? Should Shania be any less privileged with her beauty? Just a glance of those enormous tits showing through her peek-a-boo gown should be more than enough to say… Shania is easily a sex goddess! Yes, she is a great singer/songwriter, but there are fans everywhere who don’t like her music yet love that sexy body. So if you only love Shania for her music, that’s fine… let everyone who loves this sexy little MILTF for her beauty enjoy the view (and the Cum Art)!

A Shania Splash in Toronto

Posted in: Pictures, Shania News by FarmerJohn on September 25, 2007

Shania recently hit Toronto to market her new fragrance, Starlight. After being out of the spotlight for awhile I thought it interesting that Shania had a new perfume to promote instead of a new album, but maybe she’s loving her new perfume venture more these days. She appeared at a local radio station (104.5 CHUM-FM) that was having a contest where the winners would get to meet Shania. Not only did the winners not get to met Shania, they weren’t allowed to take pictures or have her autograph. If it’s true, Shania (and her people) will need to work on her public relations skills a little more. Others were wondering if Shania had a facelift or something else done. Personally I think she looks pretty good and those tits still look fabulous. My biggest complaint… Shania needed to undo one more button on this blouse she wore. Cum on Shania, don’t hide those sexy moneymakers your fans love so much! Instead of a contest to meet Shania, maybe a contest to breastfeed on those juicy Shania tits for a little while. Now there’s a prize EVERYONE would enjoy!

Another Shania gallery shot

Posted in: Cum Art by FarmerJohn on September 10, 2007

This one is for the person who loves to cum back for these shots of Shania getting a gooey facial. Since you keep cumming back and seem to love it here, might as well post another of your favorites. OK, so you might have been distracted by Shania’s huge tits hanging out but you got to love the aim soaking Shania’s precious jugs and that nicely placed eye shot. Doesn’t Shania look hot with wet sticky cum in her dark hair? You have to admit that Shania was definitely loved in this picture! Only a true Shania lover would take the time to pay this much respect to Shania’s timeless beauty!

Shania: A Pink Cowgirl Fantasy

Posted in: Pictures by FarmerJohn on September 03, 2007

Do you like Shania dressed in pink? From her pink cowboy hat to her pink cowboy boots, this shot has erotic fantasy written all over it. From the luscious (and small) tube top that you could pull down to feast on her soft baby bottles, to her pink shorts that would be way too much fun to pull down and make her chirp “Man! I Feel Like a Woman!” this bitch is hot. True, she’s not naked or posing in a seductive fashion, but those thighs are just begging to wrap themselves around your head as you suck that sweet little pussy for hours. Either way, a lot of people would love to have a “Party for Two” with this cute little MILTF.

Another popular Shania fantasy

Posted in: Nude (Fakes) by FarmerJohn on September 02, 2007

So you love to have Shania all tied up in one of your wild fantasies. For those into bondage, Shania probably looks really cute below all bound and gagged (and dressed in skintight hot leather). It really makes you wonder how much fun it would be to have sex with her if she were tied up. True, she’d be helpless, but wouldn’t that take all the fun out of having sex with her? Of course it also opens up all the different possibilities as to how you’d have sex with her once she was tied up. If she’s bound like in this fake picture below, all you’d have to do is kick her over then you could start humping her up the ass. If you love Shania bound and defenseless, you’ll love Dr Gags site devoted to tying up and gagging Shania.